seducemymindyouidiot:

jaegerbitch:

if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper

slut means the end in swedish

This should probably not be construed as valid legal advice. 

(via vampsnaily)

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2 months ago

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

I don’t care how many times I’ve reblogged this 

'Ehat else is their?' Haha love this movie, it is my childhood:)

(Source: seekelsey, via vampsnaily)

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3 months ago
a-bautista005:

Dang Avacados -.- #MakeMyLifeDifficult #Avacados #Tumblr

My life

a-bautista005:

Dang Avacados -.- #MakeMyLifeDifficult #Avacados #Tumblr

My life

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3 months ago

biforce:

nothing bad can happen while ur under a blanket just remember that

I would always do this after a scary movie!

(via snicker-doodle474)

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3 months ago

jncera:

his eyes were twitter-blue as they stared out into the yahoo-purple and youtube-red clouds over a facebook-blue sea dotted with the broken deviantart-green tree branches. and then his eyes darkened to tumblr-blue speckled with wikipedia-grey as he turned to his fiery fox. “let’s begin,” he said, his voice like chrome. “let’s begin exploring this internet.” and they binged off into the setting sun at a google miles per hour.

(via finding-reality2016)

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3 months ago

cherabby:

"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"

Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go

True…..

(via finding-reality2016)

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3 months ago

Acting cool but checking out the booty like

ursulatheseabitchh:

image

(via totally-relatable)

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3 months ago